obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background